In a Manor of Speaking


Dijon vu – Having the same mustard as before


Practice safe eating – always use condiments


Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death


A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy


A hangover is the wrath of grapes


Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play


Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


Reading while sunbathing makes you well red


When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired


What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead give away


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana


In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes


She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off


A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion


If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed


With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress


The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered


You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it


Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under


Every calendar’s days are numbered


A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine


A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat


He had a photographic memory that was never developed


A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large


Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall


Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis


Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses


Acupuncture is a jab well done


A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *